Hold on, let me put away fucking Henry VIII’s milk
i swear i tried not to reblog this.
Want to write a BRP Jurassic Park game, want to do a Conan RPG game…
SO MUCH GOODNESS!!!
The Devil: What do you think your worst quality is?
Probably my complete cluelessness and cowardice when it comes to approaching women I am attracted to
The Moon: Share a dream or nightmare you’ve had recently
It started in some ancient forgotten temple. I was a fur-clad barbarian, and myself and thousands of my people had gathered there for some reason. I didn’t know why, but it felt right at the time. Then a man and a woman were forced through the crowd, screaming and crying. They were tied between the throwing arms of two catapults, and then the siege engines were fired, ripping them apart. I roared along with the rest of the men, holding the sword that had somehow materialized in my hand, and we surged out of the ruin. That was when I woke up. Strangest thing, it didn’t feel like a nightmare.
Creepy, I know, but it did give me a capital idea for a pulp fantasy novel I’ve been perpetually working on.
Please, I’m trying to win a bet with my friends
20? I don’t believe it
I believe there should be a Sir in there somewhere.
I downloaded this badass song aw yeah
Any day I see Korpiklaani on my dash is a good one. Any day I find out they covered Ievan fucking Polkka is even better.
… Oh this is that song that was used in that leek spin meme
I CAN FEEL THE POLKA FLOWING THROUGH ME
JESUS TITTYSHITTING CHRIST
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY