wittyenglishone-liners:

(via Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal)
fleurdilys:

whats-good-young-hoe:

Hold on, let me put away fucking Henry VIII’s milk

i swear i tried not to reblog this.

fleurdilys:

whats-good-young-hoe:

Hold on, let me put away fucking Henry VIII’s milk

i swear i tried not to reblog this.

So much RPG stuff I want to do

Want to write a BRP Jurassic Park game, want to do a Conan RPG game…

SO MUCH GOODNESS!!!

The Devil & The Moon

The Devil: What do you think your worst quality is?

Probably my complete cluelessness and cowardice when it comes to approaching women I am attracted to

The Moon: Share a dream or nightmare you’ve had recently

It started in some ancient forgotten temple. I was a fur-clad barbarian, and myself and thousands of my people had gathered there for some reason. I didn’t know why, but it felt right at the time. Then a man and a woman were forced through the crowd, screaming and crying. They were tied between the throwing arms of two catapults, and then the siege engines were fired, ripping them apart. I roared along with the rest of the men, holding the sword that had somehow materialized in my hand, and we surged out of the ruin. That was when I woke up. Strangest thing, it didn’t feel like a nightmare.

Creepy, I know, but it did give me a capital idea for a pulp fantasy novel I’ve been perpetually working on.

Send me a Tarot Card.
The Fool: Tell an embarrassing story.
The Magician: Do you have a special talent?
The High Priestess: Are you good at keeping secrets?
The Empress: What do you desire most?
The Emperor: Do you have any family traditions?
The Hierophant: What is/was your favourite school subject?
The Lovers: What qualities would your ideal partner have?
The Chariot: Have you ever had to fight for something?
Strength: What gives you strength?
The Hermit: Could you cope with living alone?
Wheel of Fortune: If you won a million pounds, what would you do with it?
Justice: If you could be a super hero (or villain) what would you call yourself and what powers would you have?
The Hanged Man: Would you sacrifice your own life to save someone else's?
Death: If you were able to reincarnate, what would your next life be?
Temperance: Do you have good self control?
The Devil: What do you think your worst quality is?
The Tower: Describe your dream home.
The Star: What inspires you?
The Moon: Describe a dream (or nightmare) you've had recently.
The Sun: Describe a childhood memory.
Judgement: Have you ever done something that you were really ashamed of?
The World: What country would you most like to visit?

jarednz:

johannamanuela:

Xena’s amazing costumes.

I <3 Lucy Lawless as Xena!

Conor, I found a thing

fuckyeahvikingsandcelts:

Viking weapons

fuckyeahvikingsandcelts:

Viking weapons

Reblog if you know who Patrick Stewart is

starrose17:

hanh410:

kageillusionz:

fuckyeahsirpatrickstewart:

wierdthingy:

Please, I’m trying to win a bet with my friends

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20? I don’t believe it

I believe there should be a Sir in there somewhere.

Korpiklaani - Ievan Polkka
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voluspizzaguy:

superchalmers:

the-thought-emporium-imperial:

shoutinginstereo:

pixelatingmind:

salmonderio:

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I downloaded this badass song aw yeah

Any day I see Korpiklaani on my dash is a good one. Any day I find out they covered Ievan fucking Polkka is even better.

… Oh this is that song that was used in that leek spin meme

Yes

YEEES
I CAN FEEL THE POLKA FLOWING THROUGH ME

JESUS TITTYSHITTING CHRIST

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY